THIS FREE LOGO WAS MADE @ WWW.SPIFFYTEXT.COM TO USE ON THE INSULT GENERATOR FOUND ON WWW.IS-A-JERK.COM!

WARNING: Don't use this, it's too mean!

Here you can insult people you know or hate with a prank page full of links to fake news and funny image generators (persons name show up in actual images that are downloadable). Just send them a link (you can send out as a free anonymous ecard with a personalized evil message) to a URL/domain with their name in it (like http://www.george-bush.is-a-jerk.com for example). You can also change the name "on the fly" by editing the web address to look like http://your.name.is-a-jerk.com (both dots and dashes work as name spaces/seperators). Grab the "copy & paste" HTML codes from created pages so you can add the animated insulter to your blog or websites. Try it out, you won't be the first or last!

Below is the form to submit your victim's name:

There are almost 1,000 mean randomized insults! Each time the Macromedia (now Adobe) Flash movie loads, 20 insults are loaded and looped over for infinity. There are several mellow background musical melodies that are random too. You can send the insult page to someone as a prank e-card (gag ecards are much fun to pass around) with a small special message you customize (you can even make it look like it came from another email address). More surprises when you try it!

See if your name is in the database.

SOME SPECIAL TRICKS FOR GAGS:

Fool anybody snooping around your AIM profile by copying/pasting the following text to it (%n is a command to retrieve the persons own nickname)!
Hi %n, I've been waiting for you! Check out www.%n.Is-A-Jerk.com
Do you use mIRC chat software and want to be annoying? Here's an autojoin script for ya (save as jerk.mrc in mIRC directory, then load by typing load -rs jerk.mrc) that will auto execute 25 seconds after any guest or member joins the same IRC channel(s).


Want to link to another webpage (top level .com, .org, .net, .edu, .ca, .us, .gov & .co.uk domain names only) in a manner that is insulting to the owner, the webmaster and even the innocent users/surfers/members? Just make links like http://www.SomeDomain.com.is-a-jerk.com (AOL.com sample: http://www.aol.com.is-a-jerk.com with no subdomains or directories/pages). Instead of Is-A-Jerk.com, you can also use our upgraded version on WHAK.com (AOL.com sample: http://jobs.aol.com.whak.com/hub/job-search can use sub-domains & directories/pages). The form below you can use main domain names (BONUS, you can use directories, page calls & sub-domains) ending in .COM, .ORG, .EDU (schools), .NET, .CA (Canada), .US (United States), .GOV and .CO.UK (United Kingdom) and no others (Update: .ASP extensions will not pass variables)!


Remember, it is easier to hate others than it is to gain their friendship. Insult your enemies, insult those who scammed you, embarrassed you in front of others, insult jerks, get revenge on pranks played on you, reject and bash authority figures (bossy bastards), deface stupid websites, send April Fool's day gag e-cards, etc. Also insult your boss, teachers, narcs, government workers, ex boy friends, classmates, school bullies, mean people, ex room mates, neighbors, politicians or coworkers! Go ahead, they don't know who you are and you can say all those things you never could face to face. Hatred makes us stronger & wiser.

Harass your friends just for the fun of it! Maybe your best pal just lost his house and car in a nasty divorce settlement. Whatever their misfortune, this insulter is the perfect way to kick your friends when they are down and possibly even distract them from their bigger worries!

This is a dynamic Flash movie, which means you can send it to anybody by just sending him or her a link. No forms need to be filled out, so you can just send it to anybody on the fly. All you need to do is put the recipients name in front of the web address like http://www.my-boss.is-a-jerk.com or www.chuck.norris.is-a-jerk.com (you can use a dot or a dash between first and last names, the "www dot" is allowed and will be ignored) and they get their own personal sub-domain name for nothing!

Question: WHY IS MY NAME SHOWING UP ON THIS SITE?
Answer: You must be a jerk! Maybe you made a new enemy? Maybe it's just a prank, take a Valium JERK!

Question: ISN'T THIS SITE ILLEGAL DUE TO SLANDER?
Answer: No, it's just a prank! It would like saying paper is illegal because slanderous info can be written upon it's surface (we did not submit any names, we just provided the "paper"). All pages "created" are dynamic (do not exist until the URL is visited, variable from the URL transfer name to the fake generated pages).

Question: CAN YOU REMOVE A PAGE ABOUT ME?
Answer: It is not possible! No static webpage actually exists on our servers with your name. It's dynamically generated on the fly from variables acquired in the web address, it's just a tasteless gag. You can remove your name from our database, use our Jerk Removal page (this will stop search engines spidering your fake NEWS & insulter page "hosted" on Is-A-Jerk.com).

Question: THIS PAGE COMES UP 2nd ON GOOGLE FOR MY NAME! ANY HELP?
Answer: If you found the link on a search engine (like Yahoo or Google), we cannot control their servers so deletion or removal of your name is not possible through us. It is also possible that someone else has your name and the joke page may have been directed to another person with the same name as you. Also, these are not actual pages (they are not real), they are generated only when visited and appear to be a webpage (cannot delete something that is not there).

Question: CAN YOU SHUT DOWN THIS AWFUL SITE DOWN?
Answer: If you buy the entire "Is A Jerk" website & domain name "Is-A-Jerk.com" for $50,000.00 (current asking price), guess you could shut it down permanently or make it say nice things about everyone instead! Purchase it and then you would be the boss with total control.

Question: HOW COME EVERY NAME I SEARCH (EVEN FAKE) SHOWS RESULTS?
Answer: Remember that this is a prank site. Everytime you search for your name or another person's name, you are actually just generating a dynamic page with your inputted data (makes it appear the name already existed) that saves name to the jerk database. The real form to search (without submitting to database) for your name is at the bottom of this page, it will even provide an ID number (really means you are member #YourID).

Question: PAGE HERE LINKS ME TO GAY STUFF, HOW TO STOP IT?
Answer: All external links on your "Jerk Homepage" that seem slanderous are just similar sites (let you change the web address to make fake dynamic pages) we implemented to make the site seem meaner and more insulting (this is the Insult Generator). We are not affiliated with; nor do we run IsGay.com or Is-Gay.com (they are owned by others).

This is a fairly new site, we are working on new animations to have randomized. We will have the ability to send as an anonymous e-card soon to you can prank your friends. We will also be adding a feature where you can enter a website address URL so that web page will show up behind the flash animation (poop will be piled on top of that site).

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WARNING: This Insult Generator Tool can produce very mean insults that may cause symptoms as minor as gas or mood swings to severe stress disorders such as suicide or homicidal tendencies with stupid people. Please consult your physician and lawyer before using this site. All names submitted become public viewable and may show up on search engines with slanderous material (pranks).

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