WARNING: Don't use this, it's too mean! Here you can insult people you know or hate with a prank page full of links to fake news and funny image generators (persons name show up in actual images that are downloadable). Just send them a link (you can send out as a free anonymous ecard with a personalized evil message) to a URL/domain with their name in it (like http://www.george-bush.is-a-jerk.com for example). You can also change the name "on the fly" by editing the web address to look like http://your.name.is-a-jerk.com (both dots and dashes work as name spaces/seperators). Grab the "copy & paste" HTML codes from created pages so you can add the animated insulter to your blog or websites. Try it out, you won't be the first or last! Below is the form to submit your victim's name: There are almost 1,000 mean randomized insults! Each time the Macromedia (now Adobe) Flash movie loads, 20 insults are loaded and looped over for infinity. There are several mellow background musical melodies that are random too. You can send the insult page to someone as a prank e-card (gag ecards are much fun to pass around) with a small special message you customize (you can even make it look like it came from another email address). More surprises when you try it! See if your name is in the database. SOME SPECIAL TRICKS FOR GAGS: Fool anybody snooping around your AIM profile by copying/pasting the following text to it (%n is a command to retrieve the persons own nickname)! Hi %n, I've been waiting for you! Check out www.%n.Is-A-Jerk.com Do you use mIRC chat software and want to be annoying? Here's an autojoin script for ya (save as jerk.mrc in mIRC directory, then load by typing load -rs jerk.mrc) that will auto execute 25 seconds after any guest or member joins the same IRC channel(s). on *:join:*:/timer 1 25 /notice $nick LOL, http://www. $+ $lower($replace($nick,[,,],,~,-,_,-,^,-, ,-,\,-,/,-,`,-,|,-)) $+ .is-a-jerk.com found on search engine Want to link to another webpage (top level .com, .org, .net, .edu, .ca, .us, .gov & .co.uk domain names only) in a manner that is insulting to the owner, the webmaster and even the innocent users/surfers/members? Just make links like http://www.SomeDomain.com.is-a-jerk.com (AOL.com sample: http://www.aol.com.is-a-jerk.com with no subdomains or directories/pages). Instead of Is-A-Jerk.com, you can also use our upgraded version on WHAK.com (AOL.com sample: http://jobs.aol.com.whak.com/hub/job-search can use sub-domains & directories/pages). The form below you can use main domain names (BONUS, you can use directories, page calls & sub-domains) ending in .COM, .ORG, .EDU (schools), .NET, .CA (Canada), .US (United States), .GOV and .CO.UK (United Kingdom) and no others (Update: .ASP extensions will not pass variables)! Share This Page!| | | More Remember, it is easier to hate others than it is to gain their friendship. Insult your enemies, insult those who scammed you, embarrassed you in front of others, insult jerks, get revenge on pranks played on you, reject and bash authority figures (bossy bastards), deface stupid websites, send April Fool's day gag e-cards, etc. Also insult your boss, teachers, narcs, government workers, ex boy friends, classmates, school bullies, mean people, ex room mates, neighbors, politicians or coworkers! Go ahead, they don't know who you are and you can say all those things you never could face to face. Hatred makes us stronger & wiser. Harass your friends just for the fun of it! Maybe your best pal just lost his house and car in a nasty divorce settlement. Whatever their misfortune, this insulter is the perfect way to kick your friends when they are down and possibly even distract them from their bigger worries! This is a dynamic Flash movie, which means you can send it to anybody by just sending him or her a link. No forms need to be filled out, so you can just send it to anybody on the fly. All you need to do is put the recipients name in front of the web address like http://www.my-boss.is-a-jerk.com or www.chuck.norris.is-a-jerk.com (you can use a dot or a dash between first and last names, the "www dot" is allowed and will be ignored) and they get their own personal sub-domain name for nothing! Question: WHY IS MY NAME SHOWING UP ON THIS SITE? Answer: You must be a jerk! Maybe you made a new enemy? Maybe it's just a prank, take a Valium JERK! Question: ISN'T THIS SITE ILLEGAL DUE TO SLANDER? Answer: No, it's just a prank! It would like saying paper is illegal because slanderous info can be written upon it's surface (we did not submit any names, we just provided the "paper"). All pages "created" are dynamic (do not exist until the URL is visited, variable from the URL transfer name to the fake generated pages). Question: CAN YOU REMOVE A PAGE ABOUT ME? Answer: It is not possible! No static webpage actually exists on our servers with your name. It's dynamically generated on the fly from variables acquired in the web address, it's just a tasteless gag. You can remove your name from our database, use our Jerk Removal page (this will stop search engines spidering your fake NEWS & insulter page "hosted" on Is-A-Jerk.com). Question: THIS PAGE COMES UP 2nd ON GOOGLE FOR MY NAME! ANY HELP? Answer: If you found the link on a search engine (like Yahoo or Google), we cannot control their servers so deletion or removal of your name is not possible through us. It is also possible that someone else has your name and the joke page may have been directed to another person with the same name as you. Also, these are not actual pages (they are not real), they are generated only when visited and appear to be a webpage (cannot delete something that is not there). Question: CAN YOU SHUT DOWN THIS AWFUL SITE DOWN? Answer: If you buy the entire "Is A Jerk" website & domain name "Is-A-Jerk.com" for $50,000.00 (current asking price), guess you could shut it down permanently or make it say nice things about everyone instead! Purchase it and then you would be the boss with total control. Question: HOW COME EVERY NAME I SEARCH (EVEN FAKE) SHOWS RESULTS? Answer: Remember that this is a prank site. Everytime you search for your name or another person's name, you are actually just generating a dynamic page with your inputted data (makes it appear the name already existed) that saves name to the jerk database. The real form to search (without submitting to database) for your name is at the bottom of this page, it will even provide an ID number (really means you are member #YourID). Question: PAGE HERE LINKS ME TO GAY STUFF, HOW TO STOP IT? Answer: All external links on your "Jerk Homepage" that seem slanderous are just similar sites (let you change the web address to make fake dynamic pages) we implemented to make the site seem meaner and more insulting (this is the Insult Generator). We are not affiliated with; nor do we run IsGay.com or Is-Gay.com (they are owned by others). This is a fairly new site, we are working on new animations to have randomized. We will have the ability to send as an anonymous e-card soon to you can prank your friends. We will also be adding a feature where you can enter a website address URL so that web page will show up behind the flash animation (poop will be piled on top of that site). 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ABOUT IS-A-JERK.COM: Ever wanted to tell someone exactly (not nice either) how you feel about them? Send them a lame-o-gram from Is-A-Jerk.com Insult Generator! With clever use of wildcard DNS and probably a nice Apache rewrite rule or some fancy ASP.net programming and neat DNS hacks & tricks, Is-A-Jerk.com Insult Generator lets you add any subdomain to their URL and will render a simple, yet clear message customized for the appropriate party. Go ahead, try it. All you have to do is go to http://firstname.lastname.is-a-jerk.com/. They provide the insults and the music. someone had the brilliant idea of linking dynamic DNS domains with Flash to create an animation that changes depending on the subdomain used. You can just type anything and then finish with .is-a-jerk.com to have whatever you typed made fun of. What´s the interesting thing about it? If you know someone who IS lame (like employer/employee that has stupid people all around and they keep on talking to him! ... well here´s the time for revenge. In this video review I talk about a funny website called www.is-a-jerk.com (put the name of the person before the is-a-jerk bit. Example mike.is-a-jerk.com). Have fun insulting and making people laugh! Listen carefully: The website´s domain in its homepage appears as: http://www.is-a-jerk.com but you can change the www to suit your victim like: http://change.this.is-a-jerk.com or like http://www.change-this.is-a-jerk.com (will produce same results). So...if you change all the first part until .is-a-jerk.com you get a customized message for your stupid friends. The only clever part was taking the subdomain text and on-the-fly adding variables to the flash. Not everyone likes this dark comedy Insult Generator prank site or finds the humor in it (funny we get hate mail because people hate our hateful gag pages, makes them haters). Read this complaint we had emailed to us from August/summer 2010: My name is Pauline B*****. Someone has posted a terrible web page on your site about my first husband, the esteemed lawyer Hans S*****. If you look up "Hans S*****" online, your Hans S***** is a jerk site is the third entry under his name (of thousands). The page is clearly a hate site. One photo on the site is of a mongoloid child holding up a piece of paper that reads smarter than Hans S*****. As a social worker who has worked with special ed children over the years, I find this photo particularly offensive. The other photographs, graphics and quotations are also offensive. Both my ex and I would like the site to be taken down immediately. We would also like to know who set up the site so that Hans can take possible legal action against the person responsible. Given that this site is detrimental to my ex's practice as well as to his employer, a top international/Dutch law firm, we expect action to be undertaken immediately to correct this matter, along with your full cooperation into putting an end to creating these types of sites. I have read over this section fo your website. Based on your response, my lawyer and I conclude that you will take no action. You can expect to hear from us soon. We are planning to seek material compensation for personal slander from all parties involved. Sincerely, Drs. Pauline B***** So you just gotta send the link with the modified url. Funny, easy, free and useful! What else to ask for a Friday evening! LOL Go ahead, email your lame friends or share pages you make on services including: AIM Share, Amazon, Amen Me!, AOL Mail, Arto, Ask, Baidu, Bebo, Bit.ly, bizSugar, Bleetbox, Blinklist, Blogger, Bloggy, Blogmarks, Bobrdobr, Bordom, Box.net, Brainify, BuddyMarks, Buzz, Camyoo, Care2, Cirip, CiteULike, Clickazoo, Connotea, Delicious, Designmoo, Digg, Diigo, Dipdive, doMelhor, Doower, Dosti, DotNetKicks, DotNetShoutout, Dzone, Edelight, eKudos, Evernote, Fabulously40, Facebook, Fark, Farkinda, FAVable, Faves, Favorites, Favoritus, Flaker, Fnews, Folkd, Fresqui, FriendFeed, Friendster, FunP, Gabbr, Gacetilla, Gamesnetworks, GlobalGrind, GluvSnap, Gmail, Google, Google Reader, Gravee, Grumper, HackerNews, Hadash Hot, Hatena, Hedgehogs.net, HelloTxt, HEMiDEMi, Hipstr, Hitmarks, Hot Bookmark, Hotklix, Hotmail, Hyves, Identi.ca, iGoogle, Instapaper, InvestorLinks, Jamespot, Jumptags, Kaboodle, Kaevur, kIRTSY, Kledy, Kudos, Laaikit, Librerio, Link Ninja, Link-a-Gogo, LinkedIn, Live, Livefavoris, LiveJournal, Lunch.com, Lynki, Mindbodygreen, Mister Wong, Mixx, Multiply, myAOL, Mylinkvault, MySpace, N4G, NetLog, Netvibes, Netvouz, NewsTrust, Newsvine, Nujij, OKNOtizie, Oneview, Orkut, Osmosus, Oyyla, PDF Online, PhoneFavs, PimpThisBlog, Ping.fm, Planypus, Plaxo, Plurk, Polladium, Posterous, Print, PrintFriendly, Propeller, Pusha, Reddit, Segnalo, Sekoman, Simpy, Slashdot, SmakNews, SodaHead, Sonico, Sphinn, Spruzer, Squidoo, Startaid, Strands, studiVZ, StumbleUpon, Stumpedia, Stylehive, Surfpeople, Svejo, Symbaloo, Tagza, Technorati, TellMyPolitician, ThisNext, Tip'd, Tulinq, Tumblr, Tusul, Twitter, TypePad, Viadeo, Virb, Webnews, WireFan, WordPress, Worio, Wovre, Wykop, Xanga, Y! Mail, Y! Bookmarks, Yammer, Yardbarker, Yazzem, Yigg, Youbookmarks, and more. Some keywords to be used in future: destroy sites, disasters, fun, bored, page destruction, ligthening, acid, bird poop, nuke, bomb, humor, jokes Users LOVE this free funny gag service it's like the ultimate fake news generator with life like newspaper articles with your name in them! It's unique, it's never been seen and there is no other website that provides such an elaborate prank. - Your user s don t have to be a rocket scientist to use this system. It's a simple form fill and submit to receive the link. Then.. they send it to their friend and enjoy the laughs. - Your visitors come to your website because they love your service. The Fake News Generator will only more secure the foundation that is your visitor loyalty. - Let your visitors advertise for you. Once set up, you will only need to watch your traffic grow! As your visitors learn of the Fake News Generator, they will continue to share it with all their friends which the only way to discover the prank is to visit your website. - No installations required, just link to your customized URI prank website address in address bar. QUESTION: There was this funny flash site that was calle something like: some.guy.isajerk.com or isagoof.com (somthing like that). You would enter anyones name in the URL and it would generate this awesome presentation complete with sound. Anybody know the address? ANSWER: Site is http://www.IS-A-JERK.com Insult Generator and here's a sample: http://some.guy.is-a-jerk.com or http://www.some-guy.is-a-jerk.com (quite a funny little website that I must admit made me smile when I first saw it)